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An Ode To America’s Love Of Naked Starlets

Added on November 10, 2009
This guy plays a lot of "Minesweeper."

What Does The Last Lehman Brothers Employee Do All Day?

Added on November 6, 2009
It's the "must have" car for the homeless and unemployed.

The Car For The Modern Age: The 1993 Ford Taurus

Added on November 5, 2009
People are dying. None of them are Glenn Beck.

Horrible Accident Sadly Does Not Involve Glenn Beck

Added on November 3, 2009
Don't send Stewart to war, unless you want someone shot.

Jon Stewart Mediates War Between The White House And Fox News

Added on October 30, 2009
You will "be back" to check out these impressions.

5 Greatest (And Worst) Impressions Of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Added on October 30, 2009
Make health care reform fun with cocktails and more cocktails.

How To Host A Health Care Launch Party

Added on October 30, 2009
After Tony DiGerolamo scammed free ham, Comedy.com challenged him to eat on five dollars a week. We figured he could do it and if he couldn't, he could probably stand to lose a few pounds. Along the way, he ate some cheap donuts, hotel bananas and some weird purple stuff he got online. And now, he shares his wisdom, and churning stomach, with you in Eating on $5 a Week:

Comedy.com Shows You How To Eat On 5 Dollars A Week

Added on October 27, 2009
Whether you’re a guilt-ridden liberal yuppie bent on saving the Earth or just another former Lehman Brothers employee not picky about his food, you may want to consider trying the great sport of dumpster diving. It’s easy, profitable and will get you all the pizza crusts and discarded lemon wedges you can eat. Our intrepid Garbage Correspondent, Tony DiGerolamo, entered this strange world which the Native Americans once called “Am-nowahte lenap-ro” or “He who picks trash”.

Comedy.com Shows You How To Dumpster Dive

Added on October 26, 2009

Pundits Deconstruct Joe Biden And His Unpatriotic Sneeze

Added on October 23, 2009

Heather Graham Solves The Health Care Crisis By Looking Hot

Added on October 21, 2009

Hitler Pissed At Balloon Boy

Added on October 20, 2009
Let's face it, Barack Obama is a good-looking, overachiever. He became the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review and the first Black President, but did you know he won a bunch of other awards no one cares about? I can't really blame the Nobel Peace Prize panel for handing out the award to a good-looking person, Megan Fox continues to win my coveted "Tony DiGerolamo's Hardest Boner Award".

9 Most Obscure Awards Won By Barack Obama

Added on October 16, 2009

Health Care Reform Gets Auto-Tuned

Added on October 16, 2009

Financial Expert Helps The Women He Stalks

Added on October 15, 2009

Comedians Talk Sex And Politics

Added on October 15, 2009
Let’s face it, being the most evil man that ever lived already puts you in the weirdo category, but even if he hadn’t destroyed millions of people Adolf Hitler still would’ve been way out on the bell curve. He didn't make too many friends eat sh*t and wearing a little mustache.

15 Weirdest Things About Hitler

Added on October 13, 2009

Comedians Sound Off On Meat And Murder

Added on October 13, 2009

Sell The Vatican, Feed The World

Added on October 12, 2009

Barack Obama Photobombs Adorable Couple

Added on October 6, 2009

Finally! Levi Johnston Uses Protection!

Added on October 5, 2009

The Obamas’ Happiness Pisses Off America

Added on October 1, 2009

White House Economic Adviser Calls Sarah Palin A Wingnut, Wins Prize

Added on October 1, 2009
It was a comparison that was bound to happen sooner or later. Sure, serial killers are mentally deranged homicidal maniacs, but could they agree on a Healthcare plan? After all, who wants to kill someone with a pre-existing condition? Gross! And just how batsh*t crazy are some members of Congress? See if you can tell in this match up. Each pair of quotes is from one serial killer and one member of Congress. Good luck!

Congressman Or Serial Killer: Can You Guess Whose Quotes These Are?

Added on September 29, 2009

Overzealous Teacher Declares Hitler Was A Liberal

Added on September 29, 2009