It was a little over a year ago that Lehman Brothers went out of business and all those cigar chomping, monocle-wearing fat cats became just as interested in Universal Healthcare as you or I. Comedy.com’s crack team of investigators have obtained the secret day planner pages of the last remaining Lehman Brothers executive still rambling around the empty LB building. It’s even better than Muammar Qaddafi’s day planner (but with slightly less killing).
A few days ago, with tumbleweeds blowing through the lobby of the bank and most of us were fighting over the last clerk position at Starbucks, the last Lehman Brothers executive reported for “work.”
Thursday is especially long when you don’t have any actual work to do and you’re not sitting at home trying to figure out how to extend unemployment and food stamps for the fifth time.
Most employed people look forward to Friday and a chance to blow off some steam. Some just have to start thinking about sleeping on steam grates.
Whether you’re a banker or a fancy pants comedy writer, we’re all struggling in this recession. Check out 11 Ways To Save Money and 10 Things We’d Do With All That Stimulus Money.
Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who invested all his money in ham.
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