This report from The Onion News Network details a tragic car accident that killed a young woman, who was sadly not Glenn Beck. While the whole town mourns, her parents can only wonder why their child was taken and not the media personality Glenn Beck. A rash of tragic incidents not involving Glenn Beck seems to be spreading world wide. Be careful and keep your children indoors, horrible things are happening to people who are not Glenn Beck.
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Posted by Danielle Evenson, who will probably be in a tragic accident while driving past the Fox building.
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