No one ever said you needed to be a genius to read a teleprompter or have perfect hair. Trust us, if those wooden mannequins that read the news every night were any dumber, they’d have to hire an assistant just to make sure they keep breathing. You think your local cue card monkey is bad, wait till you see the 10 Dumbest People in News.
10. Fox News Anchor Ignores 9/11
“And one more thing, how do you think the Yankees will do this year?”
9. Reporter Interviews Pole
“Hi, I’m Chuck Storm! I’m live on the scene and on my face!”
8. Reporter Hasn’t Entered Wireless Age: News Via Radio AT 11
Why don’t you hop on your horse and buggy now and get back to the 1970s.
7. Holograms Make CNN Even Dumber
“I’m Wolf Blitzer and I’m talking to an empty studio.”
6. The Indian Chuck Storm
We wish this guy would hurry up, we’ve been on hold for tech support for like two hours.
5. Reporter Discovers Electricity
He’s like the Ben Franklin of news if Ben Franklin was retarded.
4. Anchor Passes The Buck
This is just like passing the buck where you work except they’re not making McDonald’s fries.
3. Bill O’Reilly Fails Fifth Grade History
Ah, Bill, we’ve missed you. We know you’re not really in news, but we thought we’d include you anyway. And we know it’s hard to compete against Glenn Beck, but we’re sure you’ll give us some new material soon. Maybe you could cry AND crap your pants on camera.
2. News Reporter Gets Aired
It takes a lot of stupid to out do the Grape Lady.
1. News Producer Loses It
We’re not sure, but did Bill O’Reilly produce news for CNN?
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For Comedy.com, I’m Tony DiGerola–ro-rolamo. Dammit! Let’s do it again!
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