We’re not saying blondes are dumb, they just possess a lesser intelligence than all other people. Maybe its the peroxide leeching into their brains. Fortunately for us, blondes can’t read or use a computer. So here now are the 10 Dumbest Political Videos With Hot Chicks.
10. Paris Hilton For President
We don’t know what’s worse in this video, Paris Hilton singing or the idea of her having power over something bigger than that stupid dog she carries around. Careful, they say if you watch all the way to the end, you will lose five IQ points.
9. Strippers Rate The GOP And Dems
We imagine the newsman’s pitch to his boss went something like, “I’m going to go down to the local strip club because it’s a hotbed of political discussion. No, seriously. No, seriously. No, really, seriously.”
8. Bikini Babes
If they want answers, why don’t they just ask the cue card guy? It’s nice to know that if you believe in conspiracies, you can use that paranoia to meet hot chicks on the beach.
7. Madonna Sings With McCain
We didn’t think she would be a McCain supporter, but then we remembered they’re both roughly the same age.
6. Bikini Girl Tells Us Something, But All We Remember Are Boobs
There’s nothing more hilarious that hearing a hot chick that thinks she’s a genius, talk. Just keep thanking God for those meat mountains.
5. Nervous Blonde Offers Tacos
This hot chick thinks she’s interesting and doesn’t show us her boobs. That’s just annoying. Show us your boobs or learn to talk!
4. Cicciolina’s Boob-Er-Ific Government
In Italy, pornstars get elected to government and sing songs about getting elected to government. It’s an awesome country. Imagine if you could spank it to your local Congressmen?
3. Blonde Chick Reads Too Slow
We realize reading wasn’t your strong suit, honey, but could you hurry it up or at least hire a better video editor?
2. Britney Spears Loves Big Brother
Not only does she trust this President, she understands good parenting, makes great choices in spouses and knows when to wear underwear.
1. Miss South Carolina Makes Britney Look Like Einstein
Apparently not all children of inbreeding look like mutants, some are pretty f*ckable… assuming you had a ball gag handy.
Enjoy the political process or strippers? Check out 8 Horrible Stripper Costume Ideas and 9 Photos of Obama Drinking and Smoking.
Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who would do Miss Carolina but wouldn’t brag about it to his friends.
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