It’s time again to check in with Sarah Palin’s Facebook friends to check the political temperature of the country. Ooh, boiling hot. What’s heating things up so much? Oh, you know… stuff. Featured highlights include health care, socialism, “Obama’s going to ruin this country for everyone,” and death panels. You know… just stuff. Last week, it was… let’s see here… health care, socialism, “Obama’s going to ruin this country for everyone,” death panels. So the same thing again? So blase. Aren’t there Kiwanis meetings or something else to talk about?
Oh well, here we go again. Thank God it’s Friday.
“Barry Dingle”, huh? That’s probably not your real name. And that’s probably not your real picture, either. Unmask yourself!
Mr. William Kolstedt, who looks remarkably like Sarah Palin, needs a lesson in how to form rhyming couplets. How the Hell are you supposed to sing this?
Nope, still not feeling it. Is this supposed to be sung to the tune of the “Greatest American Hero” theme? Give us something to work with here. Hum a bar or two.
Stupid rhinos! What have rhinos ever done for this country? And giraffes! Don’t get the man started on giraffes!
Sarah Palin cannot be contained. She is a force of nature. She is like a hurricane, an earthquake, an avalanche and a light sprinkling of dew all rolled into one times like a zillion covered in zesty conservative sauce.
She is not one of them, nor is she one of us. She is one of the Old Ones and she will have her revenge. Palin / Cthulhu ‘12!
When Sarah descends to meet with her subjects in the lower 48, they will indeed come in mass. And in CT. And NJ and Tex. Rimshot!
Young padowan, you throw around words like nuclear and marshall law, but your phrases make sense not. If the health care bill passes, the government will declare marshall law… why? Are you threatening to enact marshall law somehow? By yourself? In your basement?
Yeah! Because every time Michelle goes to another country, which is like every other weekend, it’s just awful! Their English is bad, and they don’t have Carl’s Jr. It’s just AWFUL. Obviously no one who supports Obama has ever seen what a desolate, apocalyptic hellhole is Canada. THEY EAT PEOPLE IN CANADA.
It looks like a certain white-haired somebody has a crush on a certain other somebody…
Damn you ACORN! You’re like Al-Qaeda and COBRA and the Decepticons and The Legion of Doom in one! We should all get together and steal their clipboards. They’ll be powerless!
Look! It’s a pun!
Okay here’s the deal– there’s a giant bomb strapped to Barney Frank’s soft underbelly. Ff this economy goes under 55 miles per hour, it’s gonna blow and turn everyone gay. What are you gonna do, hotshot?
If you’ve got a name like “Robyn”, that could possibly be a boy’s name or a girl’s name, please only have one person in your profile picture, because it’s confusing. Is Robyn the old bald guy or the ocker spaniel? Please clear up this confusion and resubmit your profile photo with the proper specifications. Thanks, Mgt.
And finally… this about sums it all up.
See you next week!
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