It is widely agreed that Twitter sucks, but it does have entertainment value. Evidently political talk show hosts don’t get enough yapping in during their shows, so they feel the need to post every thought that pops in their head to their Twitter account. They do post some gems from time to time but they’re hard to find given all the junk that comes with it. Well we at Comedy.com have happily done the grunt work for you and picked out the 10 Funniest Tweets Of The Week…
10. Is Bill O’Reilly a stoner?
We’re pretty sure we had this same conversation at Comedy.com when we were all high at the Christmas Party. We’re starting to think that O’Reilly might be a stoner.
billoreilly247 If you break a mirror, and then eat some lucky charms, does it all balance out? I for one am hoping so.
9. Al Sharpton is keepin’ it real.
The Reverend’s getting all hip hop up in this beeottchh! Mos def we should be holdin’ ‘dem 2high standards. ‘Dey ain’t 2legit 2quit!
TheRevAl What should we expect out of public figures? Do we hold them to 2high of a standard or should they b held2 &expect 2be held 2diff standards?
8. Bill O’Reilly has a song in his cold evil heart.
Fine, have it your way Bill. “You’re a douchebag, Mr. Grinch. You’re as slimy as an eel…”
billoreilly247 If someone is delivering me bad news, I insist they do it in song.
7. Rick Sanchez breaks lame news!
Hmm… he’s probably going to say that he was stuck on a plane for nine hours and he’s pissed about it, but that’s just a guess.
ricksanchezcnn*FRP* we’ll be talking w/ a passenger who was stuck on a plane for 9 hours…can’t wait to hear what he has to say!
6. Rick Sanchez could star in “Speed 3.”
Whoa you are starting to sound like Keanu Reeves! There’s like a bomb on the bus dude!
ricksanchezcnn U hear about this huge swindle? 130,000,000 had their credit card #’s swiped & hacker working for govt? Whoa!
5. Bill Maher wants to dance!
Are you bitter about not being asked to be on “Dancing with the Stars,” Bill? They probably would have asked, they’re just afraid that your a perv.
billmaher Dancing with the scum – Tom Delay is on the dancing show?!! You know who loved to waltz? Stalin. Was David Duke unavailable?
4. O’Reilly is definitely a stoner.
Okay, you’re talking about food again and you’re dissing the right? You’re definitely high.
billoreilly247 Tried the Angry Whopper the other day. Tasted delicious, but it wasn’t angry enough. Possibly because it wasn’t at a far-right town hall.
3. Is Sharpton planning a take over of the hair care industry?
The last thing Al Sharpton wants to do is call attention to his hair. As far as hair do’s are concerned, Sharpton falls somewhere between Don King and Donald Trump.
TheRevAl The HAIR business is a multi BILLION dollar business in AA community and we control very little of it. Thatz crazy. I tak about it in a film
1. Was Rachel Maddow involved in gangbang?
Okay it’s a little immature but it just sounds funny to us. Rachel Maddow confronts Dick Armey; like she’s going to confront an army of dicks. Get it?
MaddowAuxRachel Maddow confronts Dick Armey on “Meet the Press.”
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