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Dear Sarah Palin: Your Facebook Fans Are Idiots

Friday August 14, 2009 12:45 PM

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Sigh… it’s been a long 21 days since Sarah Palin’s held the Governor’s office of the great state of Alaska. What is a poor little ol’ political comedy website to do without Sarah Palin in office? Oh! That’s right, Sarah Palin has a Facebook fan page! A comedy diamond mine!

Every week we’ll be busy getting our brains melted with the best of the Sarah Palin Facebook fan page wall so you don’t have to feel the pain.  But, if you love her (or hate her) become a fan of Sarah Palin on Facebook. The crazy is fast and loose, and you won’t want to miss a second! And, don’t you even think you can get out of here without also becoming a fan of Comedy.com on Facebook. We saw you trying to scroll down.

i don no either but omg i luv u 2!

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Please, for the sake of this soccer mom and her soccer emo son, “help” Alisha. She has “questions” and needs to become “one of us.” Gooble gobble gooble gobble.

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IKNOWRITE? Stupid dirty hippies and their rock music and their free love and their women’s liberation and their support of the Civil Rights movement. Women in pants? Go to hell, we don’t want women in pants!

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Because Sarah Palin as an absolute monarch of the US would be sooooo much way betterer than stupid Socialism. Queen Sarah!

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Change? Did someone mention change? We could use just a few cents because uh the car ran out of gas and if you just had a few cents to get some gas, that would be fantastic.

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GRRRRR just the very mention of the metric system should make every American’s blood boil. CANADA YOU CAN TAKE YOUR KILOMETER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR SNOWY BEHIND.

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Never give in, never give up, except when you give up. God bless you Mrs. Palin for firmly standing by quitting.

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It’s not “end of life counselin.”  It’s “Carousel” and it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.

palin9Okay, somebody tase this guy. He’s filling your head with lies!

And, tase this person too! All of you dissidents will feel the sharp sting of the Palin rapier! For the sake of the troops, stop makin’ stuff up don’cha know!

palin7Finally, Ronald Reagan avatar cracks the whole case wide open… ALL OF THE TROLLS ARE THE SAME PERSON. Why didn’t we see it before? Why?

palin10And there we go! First week of the Sarah Palin Facebook wrap-up is in the bag. Time for a stiff drink.

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