The Obama administration’s plan for health care reform has brought out mobs of angry protesters who are vehemently opposed to anything that resembles socialized medicine. Many protesters carry signs that don’t seem to make a lot of sense. For example, the woman with the Swastika sign seems to be saying, “We don’t want Hitler to run our health care! Do you Mr. President?” Uh… okay, we don’t know what that means exactly, but this is America and that woman has the right put whatever she wants on a sign, even if she isn’t aware that Socialists and Nazis are on complete opposite ends of the political spectrum. We at Comedy.com simply ask that if you’re going to make a dumb sign, at least make it so dumb that it’s funny. Here’s a list of the top seven unintentionally funny protest signs. Got a good sign of your own? Post the link in the comments section.
7. The Extremely Graphic
Okay, you dirty hippie, we can look at your nose and chin rings and assume that you have a hairy twat, but you don’t have to burn an image in our head. Don’t get us wrong. We hate George Bush as much as the next guy, but this is freaking disgusting! Wait… are those real pubes? Good God that must be a year’s worth!
6. The Misspelled
You spelled moron wrong, moron! You’re giving people with mullets, mustaches and American flag bandannas a bad name. Eh… maybe we’re being too picky, you did spell U.S.A. correctly.
5. The Ironic
You got that precious sign makers? Evidently you are numero uno on God’s sh*tlist.
4. The Hateful
Some people might assume that because he’s Arab he meant “Jews” and not juice, but that is racist. We know he meant juice because we hate it too; especially grapefruit.
3.The WTF?!?!
We don’t get it. Is it a word jumble? Are we supposed to go home and Google it so we know what you’re trying to say? Don’t be so damn cryptic with your sign next time.
2. The Awesome
Finally a sign that we can support. We don’t care what your protesting or why just make sure you do a little manscaping before you go to the protest.
1. The Sexy
This guy is obviously really passionate about goat porn. We wanted to know what was so amazing that he would burn an entire embassy down just to get his hands on some. We watched a goat porn, and it sucked. We’re not film critics, but if you’re going to make a goat porn, go out and get the hottest goat you can find. That should go without saying.
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