5. Vince the Shamwow Guy
He’s displayed toughness by beating down a hooker and more importantly Vince is a hell of a salesman. He’s the man Obama needs on his side to sell his healthcare plan to the American public.
4. Tito Jackson
He is the most underrated member of the Jackson 5 (probably because he’s the ugliest) but he was the glue that bound them all together. He laid down the baseline for all their tracks and now we need him lay down the baseline for the entire country.
3. Margeret Cho
Cho, seen above trying to look sexy (at least we think that’s what she’s doing) would bring some much needed humility to politics. It would also be good to have more Asians involved in politics so the rest of the politicians would have someone to cheat off of.
2. Eric Estrada
This guy is a sex scandal waiting to happen! With that olive skin, feathered hair and no nonsense attitude; Mr. Estrada could be the first hispanic President of the United States.
1. Mr. Belvedere
Belvedere is a conflict resolution specialist and possibly the only man on Earth who could get politicians to start reaching across the aisle to get this country moving. Look at that mug, how could you not vote for him? We’d vote for his moustache alone.
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