Who or what will be the downfall of America? Osama bin Laden? Our crushing national debt, mainly to China? THE SOVIETS? Oh no dear friend, the greatest enemies of America will come from within and they will be the shadow legion of liberal internet nerds. Specifically, it seems according to this video, brown skinned liberal internet nerds. Hmmm, we’re sure that wasn’t intentional at all.
Anyway, you can clearly tell that these people are the true enemies of America and all she stands for by these important context clues:
-A very serious quote from Abraham Lincoln in a RED type. Serious bizness.
-The swelling, heart-pounding music has both a patriotic and dangerous tone, reminiscent of the score of a Hollywood summer action blockbuster in which the final scene has Ben Affleck in a torn space suit, holding a tattered American flag over a destroyed landscape screaming “You may destroy our homes, but you will NEVER destroy our FREEDOM!”
-Black and white photos. Only evil people are depicted in black and white in internet videos. Like Hitler. Often adorable infants and Weimeraners are photographed in black and white, but this is of no significance.
-BIG WORDS in red Impact font. It’s called “Impact” because it has an impact on your soul. GEORGE SOROS. BAD.
-The eagle with the American flag on its face. Because if eagles could get face tattoos that covered their feathers, there’s no doubt they would all be sporting giant American flags. On their face.
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