Why does the birther movement keep coming up in the White House press meetings?
Because, as spokesman Robert Gibbs explained, anyone with $15 can get themselves an Internet site. We may not have $15, but we’re on the Internet, too! So we can spout our own ideas. Like this one: We wish we could get an exclusive interview with a sperm witness, just like Stephen Colbert did! In this special investigation, Colbert verified the citizenship of President Barack Obama, or did he? A certification of live birth is not the same as a birth certificate is it? Give us $15, and we’ll start a new site to look into it! Or we’ll take that $10,000 bounty and just say we saw it.
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