Here at Veto Corleone, we are big fans of Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report. We especially enjoy how, during interviews, he has been known to “nail” people.
1. Dr. Oz
We’ve had enough of Oprah’s anti-oxidant pushing, enema endorsing boy toy. We’re a meat and potatoes country and we’re going to stay that way, so take your green tea and your white tea and go tea bag someone who cares.
2. Al Roker The weather isn’t funny Al, it really isn’t. It sucks as a matter of fact and your jolliness is not helping any. 3. Vince the Sham Wow Guy
6. Jon Stewart Stewart and his cronies have been snagging undeserved emmy after undeserved emmy while Colbert remains silent. It’s time you spoke up Colbert. Or are you afraid of your benefactor?
Here we mean “nail” in the old fashioned sense of the word. This Secretary of Health & Human Services has an undeniable milf (or possibly gilf) quality, and from what we can tell Colbert better hurry up. Ms. Sebelius can be seen below pulling tongue with President Obama.
5. Gandhi
Okay he’s been dead for sixty years but that’s no excuse. Gandhi’s peace loving style of civil disobedience is Un-American. True he wasn’t American but that’s no excuse either.
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