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Six People We’d Like to See "Nailed" by Stephen Colbert

Here at Veto Corleone, we are big fans of Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report. We especially enjoy how, during interviews, he has been known to “nail” people.

nail {neyl}
verb-
1. to make compelling counterpoint
2.to have adversary dead to rights
3.to win an argument
There have been a number of blowhards in the media, that have been running their traps for far too long. Here are the top six that we would like to see Mr. Colbert put in their place.

1. Dr. Oz

We’ve had enough of Oprah’s anti-oxidant pushing, enema endorsing boy toy. We’re a meat and potatoes country and we’re going to stay that way, so take your green tea and your white tea and go tea bag someone who cares.

2. Al Roker

The weather isn’t funny Al, it really isn’t. It sucks as a matter of fact and your jolliness is not helping any.

3. Vince the Sham Wow Guy

It’s not because he beats up hookers and it’s not because he dresses like he works at CarMax. It’s because during a recession he is selling products that are made in Germany. Americans should be using American towels.
4. Kathleen Sebelius

Here we mean “nail” in the old fashioned sense of the word. This Secretary of Health & Human Services has an undeniable milf (or possibly gilf) quality, and from what we can tell Colbert better hurry up. Ms. Sebelius can be seen below pulling tongue with President Obama.

5. Gandhi

Okay he’s been dead for sixty years but that’s no excuse. Gandhi’s peace loving style of civil disobedience is Un-American. True he wasn’t American but that’s no excuse either.

6. Jon Stewart

Stewart and his cronies have been snagging undeserved emmy after undeserved emmy while Colbert remains silent. It’s time you spoke up Colbert. Or are you afraid of your benefactor?

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