Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions, in the middle of the Sotomayor hearings announced that later on, he was “gonna do that crack cocaine thing”. Afterwards, he was told to rephrase his statement for the record, because rule #1 about the Senate Crack Cocaine Club is that you don’t mention the Senate Crack Cocaine Club. Now what’s the over / under on Senator Sessions getting busted at a rest stop with a bag of crack and a tranny hooker?
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