Former DC Mayor, former crackhead and current DC council member Marion “B*tch Set Me Up” Barry held a press conference last night to answer allegations that he had done nothing wrong by putting his ex-girlfriend on the city payroll. It was your normal 11pm “Hopefully this will only show up on page 6″ news conference until the ex-girlfriend in question showed up in full crazy mode. The woman in question, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt was recently accused of stalking Barry and Barry’s spokeswoman called Watts-Brighthaupt “unstable”, in lieu of more appropriate terminology, “crazy as a effing coconut”.
DC, why do you keep electing this man to office? Maybe it’s the same reason that people keep the crazy person on reality shows– because the drama is exciting. Yesterday we suggested that Sarah Palin would make a great Jerry Springer-style talk show host, but perhaps the real person for that job is Marion Barry.
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