The Frontiersman, a newspaper out of Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska had the greatest headline of all time on Monday.
Will the Antichrist be a homosexual?
That’s what people up there are concerning themselves with? A gay Antichrist? Okay. The author says the gay devil question is, “it is not only a legitimate question to ask, but also one to answer.” Then the guy has some conspiracy theory about how the word “homosexuality” is not in the Bible or the first dictionary from 1828, so its creation and usage must be “historical revisionism” or something. The guy’s main point is that sodomy is the one thing God came down to the earth to destroy (in Genesis). So he’s envisioning an army of gay guys fighting saints in the End of Days. He probably had to stop himself before anyone at the paper caught wind of his sin boner.
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