The United Arab Emirates is that cool Arab country next to Saudi Arabia that has Dubai and that giant sailboat hotel and whatnot. But it also hates lesbians. UAE officials have launched a new campaign called, “Excuse me, I am a girl,” to combat their alleged problem with lesbos or “manly” women harassing “normal” babes. They’re even bringing in psychological experts to teach women about appropriate femininity. We’re guessing “appropriate femininity” has something to do with burkas and hitting.
In a related note, has anybody coined the term, “Flying Carpet Muncher” yet? How about “Sand Box Lunch”? What about “Camel Toe Jockey”?
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